i’m going to die of starvation due to laziness one of these days
vat is life
cuz sitting around never got you nowhere
got a stuffed skunk
*sees two young kids standing in an aisle
'this is too big, I don't think it will fit'
'I don't know, you never know.'
'Ok, let's buy it and see'
*aisle section sells condoms
*super concerned now at how old the kids are
*turns out they were looking at band-aids
pls. people can see your sweat stains
can’t figure out why i can’t drive in the passenger seat