so I be at a movie theatre…

and trying to convince my brother that he is not allowed to watch what we are watching for being underage while holding the door open for my friend at the same time and this bitch comes behind us and says “excuse me? you’re blocking the door”

well bitch I’m sorry there are 5 other fully functional, empty doors with fucking handicap switches since you seem to be a lazy-ass shit that has to go for the door I’m holding open for someone else

grow a pair of balls and and maybe an arm or two so you can open a door while using two for holding on to your boyfriend .__.